two-ply sandpaper
toilet paper with chilli oil
hahaha

Ek Sardar sari zindagi
sochta raha sochta raha sochta raha
aur sochte sochte hi marr gaya
ki agar meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera ek kesay

when doctor says once a day means….

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute.
If u edit this, I’m still cute.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute
If u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant 2 have CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.
“Pay The Bill”

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.