Sardar sochta raha

Ek Sardar sari zindagi
sochta raha sochta raha sochta raha
aur sochte sochte hi marr gaya
ki agar meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera ek kesay

Aapke Liye 4 Roses

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Mujhe Pata Nahin Tha..

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Thapad Maar Sale Ko

If ppl say you are crazy, be patient.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool,
but if they say you are smart,
“Thapad maar sale ko”

hontho Se Jo Chhoo Liya

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai

Aishwarya Messaged Me!!

When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Congratulation you are Perfect…

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,
TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA,
VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
Congratulations!! u r perfect AADIVASI.

Yaad hain pehle Kahan Mile the?

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milte the..?
Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili…Aur…Aapne kaha…..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!