Munnabhai aur MAMU

MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

MAMU
B.A.

MUNNA BHAI
Sala, DO akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

Munnabhai aur MAMU

MUNNA BHAI
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

Circuit aur MAMU

CIRCUIT
Ay Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

MAMU
Nahin.

CIRCUIT
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

Munna bhai aur Circuit

MUNNA BHAI
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Professor aur Munna bhai

PROFESSOR
Akal badi ki bheis?

MUNNA BHAI
Bole toh pehley date of birth bata mamu.

Circuit aur Munnabhai

CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nahin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai tereko dhund rela hai.

CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karne ko.

MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

Munna Bhai Aur Professor

PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha Baap, Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate

Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate……
Agar Aasmaan Tak Mere Haath Jate…

To Chaand Tare Todna to Chhoti Baat Hai…
Hum tu Pariyon Ki Gaand Mein Bhi Ungli Kar Aatey..!!!!