Stupid Sardar

On a political rally sardar was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote “PRESS” and He did it..

Gandhi Jayanti

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanti

Manager asked to Sardar

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

Sardar aur Interviewer

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Dariya Jitna Project

DARIYA jitna PROJECT,
NADI jitni EFFORT,
BALTI jitna ESTIMATE,
DABBEY jitni SALARY,
BOOND jitna INCREMENT,

To kya ghanta hoga ACHIEVEMENT!!

Hum gire hue ko Uthate hai

Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.

Principal aur Munnabhai

PRINCIPAL
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh,
first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine
and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI
Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.