Batlee wala Soda

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don’t worry
For Batlee wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!

Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feila ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
“Ramdevji Ka Yoga”

Don't read this

Plz don’t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

Truck Driver

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo,
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno,
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

You are a GHONCHU

You are a GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

Aisa Dostana Hamara…

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu….?

Sardarji in Auto Riksha

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.