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Sardar sochta raha

admin — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 14:02:42 +0000

Ek Sardar sari zindagi
sochta raha sochta raha sochta raha
aur sochte sochte hi marr gaya
ki agar meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera ek kesay

Aapke Liye 4 Roses

admin — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 14:16:54 +0000

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Mujhe Pata Nahin Tha..

admin — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 17:52:48 +0000

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Thapad Maar Sale Ko

admin — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 17:49:55 +0000

If ppl say you are crazy, be patient.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool,
but if they say you are smart,
“Thapad maar sale ko”

hontho Se Jo Chhoo Liya

admin — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 17:46:08 +0000

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai

Aishwarya Messaged Me!!

admin — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:43:52 +0000

When are you going to marry me?
I can’t live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.

Congratulation you are Perfect…

admin — Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:37:27 +0000

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,
TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA,
VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
Congratulations!! u r perfect AADIVASI.

Yaad hain pehle Kahan Mile the?

admin — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:30:18 +0000

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milte the..?
Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili…Aur…Aapne kaha…..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Batlee wala Soda

admin — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:23:14 +0000

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don’t worry
For Batlee wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!

Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo

admin — Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:19:56 +0000

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feila ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
“Ramdevji Ka Yoga”