Young Man Ask Priest
A young man asked a priest…
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?….
Priest!N my child….But problem is that u guys never SLEEP…
Two Snakes
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Five Great Kings
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS
who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER:
“drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING
Judge And Old Lady
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me,
took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
Teacher To Girl
In chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?
Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!
Guilty In The Situation
A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night,
she suddenly shouts: “Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!”
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window,
hurts himslef and then realizes “Damn, I am the hasband!!!”
Who’s guilty in the situation??
Who Is Stronger : Man Or Woman?
who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest,
while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.
75 Years Man married With 15 Years Old Girl.
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old.
At marriage nite they both r crying
cuz Girl don’t know anything..
and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.