Dropped A Poopy

Bird bird in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry I don’t cry,
I’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

Afraid To Go Bathroom

Its been a rough day,
I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off,
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off
now I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom

Girls Are Like Phones

Girls are like phones,
We like to be held and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

Mobile Operator

This is your mobile operator,
We can see that you are too dump to use your mobile
Please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

Start Your Day With SEX

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit,
and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Congrats!! Puzzle Game Installed

CONGRATS!!
Your phone has been installed
with a new puzzle game.
To play,
Throw your phone against the wall,
Then assemble the pieces….

Teacher Teaching Maths

teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C

now teacher asked to give an example for it,

student says:
Sir I Love you,
You Love Your Daughter,
It Means I Love your Daughter.

Girls Are Like Internet Virus

girls are like an internet virus,
they enter ur life,
scan ur poket,
transfer ur money,
edit ur mind,
download their problems
delete ur smiles and hang u for ever!