When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

you are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries about U
Lonely without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“Heart Attack”

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?