I want to suck You

I want to suck you…

lick you…
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…
yep, that’s how u…eat an ice cream.

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Always remember 3 things

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

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Batlee wala Soda

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don’t worry
For Batlee wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!

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Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feila ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
“Ramdevji Ka Yoga”

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so Sweet your Smile??

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE

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You are…

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

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Don't read this

Plz don’t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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Most cute Person

you are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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