Ek Sardar sari zindagi
sochta raha sochta raha sochta raha
aur sochte sochte hi marr gaya
ki agar meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera ek kesay

when doctor says once a day means….

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

If u save this msg, it means I’m cute.
If u edit this, I’m still cute.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i’m cute
If u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i’m cute!

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant 2 have CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.
“Pay The Bill”

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

If ppl say you are crazy, be patient.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool,
but if they say you are smart,
“Thapad maar sale ko”