November 25th, 2006

Sardar Imagine

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

November 25th, 2006

Sardarji in Auto Riksha

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.

November 25th, 2006

Stupid Sardar

On a political rally sardar was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote “PRESS” and He did it..

November 25th, 2006

Gandhi Jayanti

Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes, “Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanti

November 25th, 2006

Are you Foreigner?

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

November 25th, 2006

Manager asked to Sardar

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

November 25th, 2006

Teacher to Sardar

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

November 25th, 2006

Riding Bike or Balancing Ladder ?

is this bike or a Ladder ?

is he riding bike or balancing ladder ?