Five Great Kings
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS
who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER:
“drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING
Bacha Ho Jayega
A kid says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga
Judge And Old Lady
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me,
took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
Teacher To Girl
In chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?
Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!
Guilty In The Situation
A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night,
she suddenly shouts: “Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!”
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window,
hurts himslef and then realizes “Damn, I am the hasband!!!”
Who’s guilty in the situation??
Chhota Sardar
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.
mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!
Girls Hostel Ki Light Chali Gayi..
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo.”
Who Is Stronger : Man Or Woman?
who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest,
while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.