Girls Are Like Internet Virus
girls are like an internet virus,
they enter ur life,
scan ur poket,
transfer ur money,
edit ur mind,
download their problems
delete ur smiles and hang u for ever!
Maa Aur Beti
1986 ki girl; Mama jeans pehen lun?
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ki girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lun?
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen…
Young Man Ask Priest
A young man asked a priest…
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?….
Priest!N my child….But problem is that u guys never SLEEP…
Baap Beta
Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,
To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?
Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,
Thokar Khake Aati Hai.
Sharabi Went To Donate Eyes
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain,
Two Snakes
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Nisar Kaise Paida Hua?
Question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya