Phone Uthao Jaldi

When i call u,
1 ring means i’ m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i’m missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

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Mrs Bean

Mrs Bean

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Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

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Baby Bubble…

Baby Bubble...

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Mathematics Romance

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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Biwi Gum Ho Gayi

Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gayi.
Woh Ramji ke Mandir gaya,
Ramji ne kaha,
Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar,
Meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.

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Teacher Teaching Maths

teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C

now teacher asked to give an example for it,

student says:
Sir I Love you,
You Love Your Daughter,
It Means I Love your Daughter.

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Kajol Meets Sadam

Sadam meets kajol n asks her
” how is ur life ?” ,
kajol says ” Kabie khushi kabie gham!”
n kajol asks Sadham ” how about u? ”
n he says ” kabie BUSH kabie BOMB”!!!!

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